Sunday, March 24, 2013

Read more animal jokes see here.
  • Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words.
  • Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.
  • What goes up slowly and comes down quickly? An elephant in a lift.
  • Why is there a crab in prison? Because he kept pinching things!
  • What do you call a brainy insect? A spelling bee.
  • Why did the man throw the butter out the window? Because he wanted to see butterfly.
  • What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
  • How do porcupines kiss each other? Very carefully.
  • What do you give an elephant with big feet? Plenty of room!
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
  • Why does everyone love cats? Because they’re purr-fect!
  • Where do cows go with their friends? The moooovies!
  • How do you keep an elephant in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow.
  • What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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