Camping
Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are
asleep.
Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at
the sky and tell me what you see."
Robin replies, " I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Batman.
Robin ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells
me that Saturn is in Leo.
Chronologically, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord
is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically,
it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,
Batman?"
"Robin, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
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