Saturday, May 11, 2013

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The old lady was being interviewed by reporters on the occasion of her 110th birthday.  
"What do you think is the reason for your long life?" they asked her.  "Oh," she replied, "I suppose it's because I was born such a long time ago." 

Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"

His employees replied, "No."
Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?"
His employees replied again, "No."
Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"
His workers responded, "A puppy." 


Source : Birthday Puns , See more birthday Jokes

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