It's great to be a girl because

• We got off the Titanic first.
• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
• We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
• Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous.
• Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
• We don't need 14 pints to make us admit we love our friends and family.
• We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
• We can cry and get off speeding fines.
• Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
• Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).
• We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
• We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
• New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
• It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
• No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
• We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
• We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her ass.
• If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
• We can never have too many clothes or too much jewelry.
• If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
• If we're drunk some people will find it cute.
• We can drink nice flavored alco-pops without people calling us wimps.
• We have the ability to dress ourselves.
• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
• If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
• We can spend a fortnights salary in one shopping trip without guilt.
• We can admit we're lost and ask for directions.
• Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
• Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
• We'll never regret piercing our ears.
• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
• We don't have to pretend to understand bizarre sporting rules.
• As long as there is chocolate we have a reason to live.