Banana Jokes

You would think that banana jokes would be hard to come by. I bet you didn’t know that slipping on banana jokes have been popular since the early 1900’s. Before then, banana skins were thought to be a real health hazard as people used to throw their garbage on the ground. Rotting banana skins can be quite slippery it seems.

In fact, somewhere in the 1880’s, Harper’s Weekly published an article criticising people who tossed their banana skins out on public footpaths, because it could likely result in broken limbs. Now that’s a hazard.

A banana walks into a bar, shouts out to the bartender and orders a coconut drink.
Bartender says, “Don’t you want a Monkey’s Brain?’
Banana says, ‘No – I see you got the last one!’.

Source : bestdadjokes